These Creatures Great and Small .. Always Make Me Smile

First Grade Wisdom ~ Priceless

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.


It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders - 6-year-olds. Their insight may surprise you!

Don't change horses ...............until they stop running.

Strike while the.................. bug is close.

It's always darkest before........... Daylight Saving Time.

Never underestimate the power of....... termites.

You can lead a horse to water but......... how?

Don't bite the hand that............looks dirty.

No news is................ impossible.

A miss is as good as a......... Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new ...........math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll .......stink in the morning.

Love all, trust........... me.

The pen is mightier than the.......... pigs.

An idle mind is .........the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's........ pollution.

Happy the bride who .............gets all the presents.

A penny saved is ............not much.

Two's company, three's .....the Musketeers.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you ...........put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry .....& you have to blow your nose.

There are none so blind as...... Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not ........spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed ...........get new batteries.

You get out of something only what you ........see in the picture on the box.

When the blind lead the blind .........get out of the way.

..and The WINNER ....

Better late than ........pregnant.

Happy Mother's Day ~ Celebrate the Journey

As I reflect on the roles I have had in my life, there is really only one that has given me the greatest feeling of complete Joy, Happiness, Accomplishment, Inspiration and Pride. "MOM".

I can honestly say that I cherish this life long journey, the good, the bad, the indifferent ... I could not have been blessed with a better individual to call my son. I am proud of the person he has become and continues to evolve to.

Here's to all the Mom's this Mother's Day weekend, Celebrate the journey!

DANCE OF 1000 HANDS... AMAZING!

There is an awesome dance, called the Thousand-Hand Guanyin, which is making the rounds across the net. Considering the tight coordination required,their accomplishment is nothing short of amazing, even if they were not all deaf. Yes, you read correctly.

All 21 of the dancers are complete deaf-mutes. Relying only on signals from trainers at the four corners of the stage, these extraordinary dancers deliver a visual spectacle that is at once intricate and stirring.

Its first major international debut was in Athens at the closing ceremonies for the 2004 Paralympics. But it had long been in the repertoire of the Chinese Disabled People's Performing Art Troupe and had traveled to more than 40 countries.

Its lead dancer is 29 year old Tai Lihua, who has a BA from the Hubei Fine Arts Institute. The video was recorded in Beijing during the Spring Festival this year.

Marriage, from the mouths of babes.....

Marriage from the perspective of kids....



1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

-Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

-You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

-Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each othe r lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

-It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

-There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

-Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

How's Norma?

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and Her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

The grandmother said, " Oh Thank you my dear, that's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome, is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'M Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."

These little bitty girls sing the national anthem. Gives me goose bumps! ENJOY!